Monday, August 9, 2010

About me

Okay, well I realize that I dont talk that much about myself. Well, not on the blog :P Im quite sick of having to answer the usual boring, monotonous questions that society assumes is the most important thing about someone. Does my favorite color really matter to you?? I thought it would be smarter to answer questions that are more towards what some would consider out of the ordinary. I found some really cool questions on crazy thoughts that I wanted to answer:

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 
Im not sure why McDonalds does not sell hotdogs. I think its because their trademark is a burger and going into the hotdog department would be a deviation from what their speciality is. I mean, who doesn't associate McDonalds with BigMac? Chicken nuggets are probably just a simple addition for kids who dont like burgers and salads are for health-conscious people who are not aware that the salad end up containing about as many calories as a burger :)


At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 

In the movie theater, the left hand side is usually mine. Unless I am going there with friends, in which case both are controlled by me. The left hand side is my primary choice because I am left-handed, therefore making it easier for me to access drinks and food.


What is Satan's last name?
I dont believe Satan has a last name. Then again, neither does God and most animals. Last names are usually applied to more humane forms of life. Satan doesn't need a last name because he is not human. Jesus was human. He had a last name. Gabriel the angel didn't.

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 
This is probably simple etiquette so as to not make the patient feel anxious or uncomfortable. Its the smae thing in a spa. Your'e going to be naked but the people dont watch you change. Of course, it goes to say that this rule is overall unnecessary.


If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? 
Well, assuming this impossible event could in fact happen, I would suppose that they wouldnt get their money. I certainly dont believe that one of the refund conditions of burial companies includes the possibility that one could be resuscitated.



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